Tuesday, October 23, 2007

MidTerm Exam Time: The Lord Commands a Review Session

It's sure a crunch time around here at VTS with the faculty retreat, midterm exams, and lots of rushing to meet deadlines going on. To add some humor to it all, Mitch Bojarski, the Greek teaching assistant, just composed this marvelous "oracle," "The Lord Commands a Review Session":

A reading from the Book of Seminary; chapter 3, beginning with the 1st verse: The word of the Lord came to Mitch and said: I have heard the cry of my people, I have heard their groanings and their despair for a simpler time. You will go to my people and give them a review session on the 23rd day of the 10th month of the 2007th year of the Son of Man. You will go to my people and you will tell them the secrets of the foreign tongues and they will be filled with the spirit and will receive the gift of interpretation of tongues, that is spiritual understanding. And when they have studied they will have new understanding and they will pass. And Mitch heard the word of the Lord and obeyed and he went to the people and scheduled a greek review session for 7pm on the 23rd day of the 10th month of the seventh year of the reign of Bush, the younger, which was the 2007th year of the Lord. He asked the people to take up their textbooks and read and come to the review session with questions. And the people studied and they gained new understanding and all the people passed the test, for as it has been written: "you are a chosen race, a royal priesthood, a holy nation, God's own people, in order that you may proclaim the mighty acts of him who called you out of darkness into his marvelous light." (1Pet 2:9) Amen


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What fun during a testing time. Thank you for sharing this. I'm glad to see a sense of humor and fun with the faculty at VTS. Peace & Cheers, dmc

Wed Oct 24, 08:32:00 AM GMT-5  
Blogger spankey said...

i miss mitch bojarski

i hope the start of quarter #2 finds rest for you.

Wed Oct 24, 10:50:00 AM GMT-5  
Blogger Peter Carey said...

I miss the Mitcher!

Awesome, I'm going to share this around school here at St. Catherine's!

Good fun...


Peter C.

Wed Oct 24, 02:45:00 PM GMT-5  
Blogger Lauralew said...

This goes out immediately to all of my spiritual friends! Thanks for sharing! Peace, Lauralew

Sat Oct 27, 07:26:00 PM GMT-5  
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